Day 26 Contd:
I go to Patty and Chris' house where they are nice enough to let me shower. It is supposed to rain that evening, and since their son is going to be home, they say its cool for me to hang out indoors for the evening. I am planning my water-logged route for tomorrow (supposed to rain all day) when for no discernible reason I start to panic about the next 2 days of riding before Chicago. I seriously consider renting a car and driving into the city because I want a break so badly... All evening I was really anxious about everything, and I have no idea why. Maybe its because I will be traveling busy roads, or maybe its the weather?
Day 27:

The next morning I get up and leave by 7am so I can make a stop at McDonalds before I get going... About 8 people in the McDonalds advise me not to ride today... Usually I like the attention.... but It gets old...
Surprisingly, I have a great day! I ride through the first rain storm. and get thoroughly soaked...
It's Freshman Year of College day on my ipod, and so I rock out to The Get Up Kids, Jimmy Eat World and REM all day. I don't think people give REM credit for how GREAT of a band they once were. One of the all-time greats.
I am making great time when it starts to rain again, so I hide under an abandoned Bank Drive Thru structure.... It gets very cold... but after an hour of jogging in place to stay warm, the rain stops and I start back up.

I make it to within 5 miles of my destination and I am marveling at what great time I am making, when I realize that I passed through the time zone change.... so thats why it seems as if I am some sort of super-human cyclist. The rain starts back up and I hide under a Girl Scouts of America Campground pavilion.
It lasts a long time so I make a bunch of phone calls since its Sunday and I have free weekends. Around 4pm, I decide to just ride in the rain anyways because I am so close to Hobart, where I will be staying with Jahsun for the evening.
On a backroad leaidng into Hobart... I spot a Strip Mall in the distant haze.... Like a maniac I re-route myself and head North just as fast as my legs will peddle.... I am rewarded with a Chinese Buffet, and the option of any fast food restaurant I could veer hope for. Strangely.... No Chilis.


I head into Hobart and take pictures around town.... Its a quiet sleepy little town that is on the Periphery of Chicagoland. I am riding around when some guy calls out to me from behind... It is Jahsun.... he leads me back to his place where he makes dinner and we talk about music recording. He's a genuinely really nice guy and he plays me a little of his music. Later in the evening, we go to the oub down the street and he goes off on kind of a libertarian rant against the corporate/governmental entities that are enslaving humans into a system of forced labor... I don't disagree with his sentiments "per say"... but i find it to be a losing battle to get worked up over that sorta stuff... but I'm glad to be staying with someone interesting all the same. He sets me up with a couch for the evening... really cool guy.
***It's at this point that Steve must vacate the hotel he is blogging from.... so even though he hates to do it.... he will simply copy Day 28 from his CRAZYGUYONABIKE Blog into this entry.... sorry.
Day 28:
I wake up on Jahsun’s couch from the deafening sound of thunder. The rain is intense, and weather.com gave me the impression that I would be riding through a series of intense thunderstorms all day if I wanted to get into Chicago. I took my time in getting ready, until the rain was only a Seattle-Drizzle… and then set off…
Here’s the plan….
I take the Oak-Savannah Trail to the Erie-Lackawanna Trail to the Burnham Trail to South Chicago and eventually onto the Lakefront Trail, which runs the length of Chicago! Once I am in the city, I am to head back out West through the center of the city and out into the suburbs to drop my bike off for the week at Dani’s parents house in Elmhurst. Then I will take the train back to Chicago and meet up with Greg around 7pm for dinner.
Here’s what happened…

There were huge felled trees blocking the Savannah Oak path causing huge delays while i maneuvered my way around them, or lifted my bike over them. Also… there were more than a few spots where the trail was buried under 1 – 2 feet of water. The roads connecting the trails were pretty confusing…. But I overcome all of these obstacles and find myself near the Indiana-Illinois border. It’s here that I hear a strange sound coming from my back tire… the wheel is ridiculously and suddenly out of true (bent out of shape), and the brake pad is scraping against the tire and has worn it down considerably. How did this happen so suddenly? WTF?
It’s a pretty terrible neighborhood… so I find the least secluded spot, and try to put the wheel back in true… but the tire is worn and bulging out the sides… to keep any further friction, I disengage the back brakes, and will have to just hope I can make it to a bike shop before it blows out.
I did NOT make it to a bike shop before it blew out. I was on the Burnham Path heading into South Chicago… The tire was shredded, and the tube exploded with a loud bang. Unfortunately… according to my friend Mike… the nearest Bike shop was about 6 miles away. I find myself at a Burger King trying to brainstorm through my options… luckily Mike and Allison help me get numbers for Cab companies… but no cab company has both A) a van in their fleet, and B) a Van in their fleet that wants to go so far south t pick me up. I try asking people for a ride… but everyone says no. Eventually… I just decide that no matter how bad South Chicago might get, and regardless of how long a walk it is to the nearest shop, or train station…. I had better just start heading north before the sun starts to set.
The neighborhood gets progressively worse as I head further into Chicago… but after about 20 minutes of walking, a stranger appears on the side of the road, with a Mini-van offering me a ride to Hyde Park where there’s a good bike shop. I load up my bike in his van and we make a quick stop to his house…. (What part of Chicago was John Wayne Gacey from?) His wife had just found 2 puppies in the road and she was feeding them and caring for them. They already own 5 dogs and could not take in another 2. They have a really cool house that reminds me of Michael Cain’s from Children of Men. We swing over to Hyde Park and it is indeed a pretty great Bike Shop: “Arts Cycles”. They fix up my tire right away and within 30 minutes, I am back on the road… Apparently that tire I was riding was faulty… I’m becoming less and less impressed with Bicycle Habitat in NYC



I ride up the coastline and it’s gorgeous albeit it obscured by a thick layer of clouds. I am on the phone with my sister Kira when about 15 people on “segways” pass me and I surreptitiously try to get a picture. It is a tour group apparently and their guide notices me, and decides to make me one of their “attractions”. He tells everyone “Look over here” and soon I am flanked by about 20 very happy tourists on segways… and he pretends to be David Letterman and “interviews” me for the group. I tell them my story and they all have lots of questions. One tourist is a firefighter from Coney Island… I tell him that I took the Fire Test last year, and we talk about how terrible last year’s test was and how it’s still being fought over in the courts between disputing parties.
I call Dani’s mom and let her know I am coming. I love riding through downtown Chicago… it reminds me so much of NYC that it is surreal. Greg made a good observation that it doesn’t feel like a different city, as much as it just disorients you because it just feels like you’re in downtown NYC but are so hopelessly lost that you don’t recognize any street names. Although it is a strange ultra-clean version of NYC… I never realize how dirty NYC is until I visit other cities.
Heading further west I pass through about 10 miles of VERY POOR neighborhoods; the likes of which I haven’t really seen in NYC, on account of never going up to the Bronx. I ride quickly, and eventually make it out into the suburbs where I find the Prairie Path trail which leads me directly to Elmhurst.
I drop by Dani’s (College Friend who now lives in LA) house and her mother is waiting for me. She gives me a diet coke and we talk for a while about the film business, and life in general… she seems genuinely concerned over my safety on this trip… I met her a couple of times in college, but had forgotten just how sweet she was. We go out to get some Italian food, and spend a good portion of the time discussing post film school life: expectations vs realities. She has a really good perspective on what it’s like from taking with Dani. After dinner she drops me off at the train station to o into NYC… I check my phone and I have missed 3 calls from Greg who has been waiting for me for a while. Whoops… I guess I got carried away at dinner. I don’t mind though, I had a really fun time at dinner. I need to remember to thank Dani tomorrow.
At the train station, a fat guy asks me for a dollar. He goes and buys two soda’s… one with his dollar and one with mine… then he offers me the soda he bought… strange… I soon find out that he is absolutely crazy. Just plain nuts. He keeps talking to me about people he has killed, and how he breaks out of prisons because he’s “tough like that”. I try to keep conversation to a minimum, but he decides that he wants to go camping with me, if I’ll pay him to. I politely decline and our train pulls up.

I get into the city and meet up with Greg for a drink. We walk around looking for a hostel, and I set my laptop bag (Conents: Laptop, ipod, phone, camera, wallet, all pertinent power cords) down on a bench while looking through a map. It was only 11pm and this city had completely shut down for the evening. It’s really strange to me. We continue on to the hostel which is about 15 minutes away on foot. They are full, so send us to a Travelodge down the street. It’s at this point I realize that I left my laptop bag at the bench about 30 - 45 minutes ago. We run outside and hail a cab back to where we were…. I get so nervous walking up the bench…. Trying to look from afar as to whether it is there…..
It IS there! Thank goodness this city goes to bed at 9pm…. There’s no way this would have happened in NYC. Wow… I hate how forgetful I am. So grateful to have this back. We hit up the Travelodge and I pass out pretty quickly after watching some TV.
Slo-Ride